You heard the man, morans!

get a brain morans

get a brain morans

Bring back crystal pepsi
This serious issue was first brought to the attention of viewers of Fox news – Gawker has the video.
If you do travel back in time don’t forget to get some Crystal Pepsi for yourself:

Corduroy skirts are a sin
There is actually a nice story that accompanies this picture. Read it here.

Christian Bale sucks
Insert joke about Robin sucking here.

God hates signs
Nay sayers