How to club a seal
Step 1: Approach the seal.

The approach
Step 2: Deliver pie.

Seal eats pie
After his successful hunt, the pie thrower remarked that “if seals were ugly, nobody would give a damn.”
Step 1: Approach the seal.

The approach
Step 2: Deliver pie.

Seal eats pie
After his successful hunt, the pie thrower remarked that “if seals were ugly, nobody would give a damn.”

Fantastic 4 are on their way!
Apparently they’re aren’t wanted here though.

Fantastic 4
I’m so confused but I do know Dr. Doom does live in Europe somewhere.

Onion v Harper
Over on Facebook there’s a group that is aiming (probably achieved by now) to get an onion ring more fans than Harper.

The race is on
UPDATE:
The onion ring is more popular than Stephen Harper!

Victory
Oh, there is also a Twitter feed for the onion.

Afternoon delight
Parliament may prorogue but our our girls work it every day!
In case you’re wondering this is what the sign is referring to.

You own a car NOT the road
And you don’t own a shirt young lady.
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Nay sayers